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Transformers and Obama

My wife and I took the kids to see the new Transformers movie this past weekend. It was pretty cool. It had Megan Fox running in slo-motion. And there was some other stuff, too. There was also one line in the movie that upset my wife a little, until I explained the (most likely unintended) logic behind it.
 
The line in question was a throwaway line, over a radio, or tv, or military communication of some sort, and I almost didn't hear it. It states simply that "President Obama" is being shuttled to a bunker in Kansas, or somewhere.  Now, putting the president in a bunker during a major crisis is pretty much S.O.P. What my wife objected to was the naming of a president at all, as most movies usually give a fake name, or just say "The President." Frankly, I think she was upset over nothing, but the mere mention of Ovomit sends her into paroxysms of nausea.
 
What I suspect the people behind this movie were trying to do was give a shout out to Oblahma in a big summer hit. Hollywood being what it is, I suspect the people behind the scenes are likely on the left. I know Spielberg is.  Anyway, what they ended up doing was making him look like an idiot.
 
In the movie, there is a guy who keeps giving the military grief. He is the typically Hollywood-style Washington bureaucrat vermin: kind of slinking, weaselly, thin and fond of throwing his authority around. This is where it gets good: He keeps telling everybody he speaks for the President, and that he intends to negotiate with the bad guy Decepticons, and tries to toss away the alliance with the good guy Autobots. Sort of a Palestinian/Israeli vibe going on there. The kicker is that he repeatedly tells everyone and anyone who will listen that he is speaking with the authority of the president, who we are informed in that one throwaway line, is Obama.
 
Now, like I said, Spielberg is a pretty liberal guy. I love his movies, and admire his skill as a both a director and a producer, even if I disagree with him often politically.  As an Executive Producer, he may not have had a hand in this, but that would be the only theory that makes sense if it is not an unintentional slam.  Is Spielberg taking a whack at Obama and standing up for Israel?  His Jewish heritage and advocacy are well known. I wonder if he added that as a "hidden" message, something an astute viewer would pick up on.
 
Of course, the best money is on it being inadvertent, but I like the idea that Hollywood might take a backhanded swipe at the Obamessiah.
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A Quick Quiz

Here's a little quiz. Try to name the American Politician:
 
1). "... it seems to me that the Supreme Court has at last definitely put human values ahead of the 'pound of flesh' called for by a contract." Who said it?
 
2). "Americans are following [him]...as the Israelites followed Moses." Who is it?
 
3). Who, in a campaign speech, asserted that it was time for the "Princes of Property," the wealthy, to share their resources, and that growth would not provide for the poor; only redistribution could?
 
4). "The whole country is with him...if he burned down the Capitol, we would cheer and say, 'well we at least got a fire started anyhow.'" Who is it?
 
5). Must we go on in many groping, disorganized, separate units to defeat or shall we move as one great team to victory?" Who said it?
 
Answers:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kind of  a trick quiz: The answer to every question is Franklin D. Roosevelt, but you'd be forgiven if you thought they were all Obama.  I'm reading the book "The Forgotten Man," by Amity Shlaes, and, though I'm only halfway through, there's a distinct impression that, though Roosevelt was from New York, he would have felt right at home in Chicago politics.  I had a negative impression of Roosevelt going in. Now, I am convinced he deserves not a memorial in Washington, but an unmarked grave in Potter's Field.  Unprincipled and disgusting. Obama has certainly shown himself a worthy successor to the legacy left by FDR: Lies and Massive Government.
 
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Assassination Insurance?

Remember when everyone was calling Joe Biden "assassination insurance?" The prevailing wisdom was that nobody in their mind, right or otherwise, could possibly want Good ol' Joe as the president, so Obama was therefore safer than if he had picked a more qualified candidate, say Bugs Bunny.
 
Well, I have revised my thinking: I would rather have Biden as president than Obama, though I'm not going so far as to recommend assassination or anything like that. Impeachment would suit the purpose just fine. No need to get medieval or anything.
 
Why would I prefer Biden to Obama? Simple: Obama promised us transparency, which promise he immediately reneged on, though most intellkigent people knew it from the first for what it was, a LIE. Biden actually promises nothing, but gives us transparency in a way which no other politician, Republican or democRat, appears capable.  I just don't think he can help it.
 
Hey, Joe! What do you think of how the stimulus money is being spent? Whoa, it's being wasted. Of course, with that much, you can't help but waste a lot.
 
Hey, Joe! What do think of how the stimulus is working? Looks like we guessed wrong.
 
Hey, Joe! What do you think about the Iranian elections? What a freakin' mess.
 
Hey, Joe! Where's the secret VP Bunker? Come right this way, guys! Follow me!
 
You can always tell when Biden is lying, because he stops to actually think about his answer. When he's telling the truth, it just flows from incipient thought to mouth to you without ever passing through the "maybe-I-shouldn't-say-that" filter that most people seem to have. 
 
Of course, it's pretty pathetic when Biden is the most honest politician in Washington. 
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Learning to Fly-Swat

Since there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING going on anywhere in the world that is worth mentioning more, the State-Run Media have decided that it is of pressing importance to inform us that our Lord and Master Barack the Giant Killer, has valiantly, and with great prowess and dexterity, slain a fly.
 
Now, not only was this national news yesterday, when it occurred, but it also made NBC news tonight, with a doleful closeup on the gore-speckled corpse of the recently deceased Musca domestica. The focus of the report was the official response to this callous display of wanton disregard for life.  From PETA.
 
Yes, my friends, PETA has felt it necessary to weigh in on this tragic incident, Claiming that Caesar Almighty, Barackus the First, is not, as previously reported, God, but merely human, and humans do things like treat animals badly, even the harmless little housefly.
 
Fortunately, PETA has a remedy for this, sending the MESS-I-Uh a handy-dandy "Humane Bug Trap," so that His Royal Highness might not, in future, have to splatter insect guts all over his Blessed Being, with the side benefit of freeing the little fly to spread disease elsewhere.
 
Katcha Bug™ Humane Bug Catcher
 
 
I'd like to make a joke about this "Bug Trap," but, really, I think it speaks for itself.
 
I'd like to put these PETA people in the lion enclosure at the zoo, and let them try to convince the lions of their (the PETA people's) right to coexist in harmony.  Maybe attempt to get the lions on a "Humane, Cruelty-Free Vegan Diet." Now THAT would be a great youtube video.  I suspect the Peta people would learn about something we like to call "The Food Chain," and a little bit about their place in it. I'd give them a hint: "The lion doesn't see you as an activist fighting for his right to exist in a free environment, he sees you as lunch."
 
Ah, well, this story was just too good not to share. Now, I think I'm going to go grill up a few hamburgers, and raise a milkshake toast in memory of Obama's most pathetic victim: that fly.
 
Bonus Peta-unfriendly joke: A baby seal walked into a club.  Ba-dum-bum. Seriously, guys, I'm here all week.
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The He-Man/She-Woman Obama Hater's Club

After my wife screaned at me the other day, "What does he think he's doing? I HATE him! I really, really just HATE him!" following a soundbite of Our Lord and Obamessiah on the radio, I realized that she more than really didn't much care for the guy, but she actually despised him.  Feeling not too differently myself, I decided to go to Facebook, and start a group with Obama-hating as the prime focus, in much the same way as Sarah Palin has her own little hate club there. I called it "Impeach Obama Now," and sent invites to all 16 of my friends. So now, after a week and a half, I have three members, including myself, who was appointed Evil Overlord by the founding member.
 
So, if any of you out there are on Facebook, feel free to join my group. If you want to "friend" me, I certainly wouldn't object. I am not on Facebook all that often, so I may take a while to get to you, but, eventually, I will.
 
Also, feel free to send YOUR friends, neighbors, relatives and enemies to the group, so we can have a big He-Man/She-Woman Obama Hater's club all our own!
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Sacrifice

In his remarks on the GM bankruptcy, Caesar Barackus had this to say:
 
"But I want you to know that what you're doing is making a sacrifice for the next generation -- a sacrifice you may not have chose to make, but a sacrifice you were nevertheless called to make so that your children and all of our children can grow up in an America that still makes things; that still builds cars; that still strives for a better future."
 
Now, I'm not an English major, but I was at one time.  I recognize that words have meanings, and though a lawyer can parse them as much as they please, there still comes a time when the meaning of the word can be parsed no further.
 
Let's take, for example, the word "Sacrifice." I don't think this means what Maobama thinks it means.
 
Stripped to bare essentials, a sacrifice is made when a person gives up, voluntarily, something of value, without receiving any compensation in return. If I were to give a thousand dollars to somebody who desperately needed it, with no expectation of repayment or even acknowledgement, that would be a sacrifice. However, if I were to take a thousand dollars from you and give it to somebody who desperately needed it, with no expectation of repayment or even acknowledgement, that would NOT be a sacrifice, not for me OR for you. In fact, you might very well take exception to the fact that I had taken that money to begin with.
 
What the Big Guy is doing here, closing down the dealerships (of mostly Republican dealers, but that's an entirely different story), without any payment or consideration, and essentially giving the franchise to the dealers' crosstown competitors, is not a sacrifice, neither for the Boy King, nor for the dealers. What it is, is theft.
 
Yep, Robin Hoo-dsein has taken wealth from the rich and given it to, well, the rich, but these are the GOOD rich people, the ones who support Him. Essentially, he's taking advantage of the "Disaster" that has befallen the auto industry, and looted the people he didn't like in order to pay off his political allies.  The difference between King Obama the Foul and the people who looted New Orleans after the Katrina Disaster is simple: The people in New Orleans didn't pretend it was legal. And they didn't pretend that the people they were robbing were making a "Noble Sacrifice." 
 
So, in summation, let me be perfectly clear: Obama and his minions have turned Washington into the kind of Criminal Organization that has to be making the Dons in New York green with envy.  The only TRUE sacrifice the people in the auto industry have made is in refraining from telling this guy to his face what a jackass he is.  Anything else they've "Sacrificed" has been taken from them by force, and against their will.
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American Idiot

The Boy King, Barry HUSSEIN Obama said in his butt-kissing speech in Cairo that he considers himself "a student of history," and that he also knows "Civilization's debt to Islam. It was Islam – at places like Al-Azhar University – that carried the light of learning through so many centuries, paving the way for Europe's Renaissance and Enlightenment."
 
Personally, I think his teleprompter was playing a huge joke on him, because it made him call himself a "Student of History," then gave him, to back up that claim, information that had little or no founding in history or reality.
 
Let's take a look:
 
"It was innovation in Muslim communities that developed the order of algebra; our magnetic compass and tools of navigation; our mastery of pens and printing; our understanding of how disease spreads and how it can be healed."
 
Algebra dates back at least to the ancient Babylonians, who were Middle Eastern, but predate Islam by at least a millenium. The name itself comes from the title of a book written by a Persian, after the Islamic Conquest of Persia, but he, himself, was most likely a follower of Zoroastrianism, which is most decidedly NOT Islam.
 
The magnetic compass was actually invented in China almost 2000 years ago, well before the founding of Islam. The dry magnetic compass was invented in Europe sometime around 1300.
 
The Astrolabe, a major historical tool for navigation,  predates Islam, and traces its roots back to Greece.
 
Meanwhile, concept of the Pen as a writing instrument dates back at least as far as ancient Egypt, again Middle Eastern, but prior to Islam. As far as printing goes, the major type of printing in the Middle East, block printing (also invented pre-Islam), had very little effect on the outside world, especially following the European development of moveable type printing presses.
 
And as far as medicine goes, I can't really think of any real advances from the Islamic world.  In fact, most of our ideals are from Greece, and most of the advances have taken place in about the last century and a half, in Western Europe and the U.S., and a disproportionately large percentage of those have come from Jews.
 
"Islamic culture has given us majestic arches and soaring spires; timeless poetry and cherished music; elegant calligraphy and places of peaceful contemplation. And throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality."
 
I'm not sure here, but I don't think he's trying to claim that Islam is responsible for the arch or the spire, though with his grasp of reality, he may be. Instead, I think he's trying to praise their architecture, some of which IS pretty cool. But, I don't think they are so much noted for the things they've built as the ones they've knocked down, including such soaring spires as the towers named "North," "South," and "Khobar," among others.
 
He's got me on timeless poetry, the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayaam is considered classic, as are the "1001 Arabian Nights," but I defy any one of you to name an Islamic song that any westerner can listen to for more than 8 seconds without tearing the skin off of his skull. And that includes any post-conversion Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam composition.
 
Elegant calligraphy. Boy, there's a ringing endorsement: "You people sure write purty."
 
Places of Peaceful Contemplation. Like Ground Zero and Shanksville. And Beirut. I mean, Come on. I don't think peaceful contemplation is even in the vocabulary. Have we heard of a pilgrimage to Mecca that DIDN'T include riots and trampling deaths?  And THAT'S the holiest placeand time in the Islamic world. Scary.
 
And frankly, I can't believe that he said the line about religious tolerance with a straight face. I'm sure the Jews would agree wholeheartedly, as well as all the Christians that have been beheaded. Oh, yeah, also the Hindus. The real truth is that everywhere an Islamic majority country abuts a nation of another faith there is violence. And even between Islamic sects and ethnic groups there's violence.  Dating back to the very founding of the religion, violence has been part and parcel of the life of those who follow it.
 
While anyone with any interest in history and access to a computer could easily prove him wrong, the State-run Media doesn't seem to have the desire to, and his line of crap plays well in Giza.  Since the Egyptians seem to like him so much, I think they should keep him. We sure don't need him here.
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Hello, Goodbye

I heard this Obama quote today on the radio, and really couldn't believe what I was hearing, though by this point, I should be inured to his arrogant idiocy:
 
"Democracy, rule of law, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, those are not simply principles of the West to be hoisted (sic) on, uh, these countries but rather what I believe to be universal principles that they can embrace and affirm, uh, as part of their national identity.  The danger, I think, is when the United States or any country thinks that we can simply impose these values on, uh, another country with a different country and a different culture. The thing that we can do most importantly is serve as a good role model and that's why for example closing Guantanamo from my perspective as difficult as it is important because part of what we want to affirm to the world is that these are values that are important."
 
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the President of the United States of Uh-merica speaking. He starts with a false premise, then explains why that premise makes his ideas important.
 
The first sentence may be the stupidest thing I've ever heard a supposedly intelligent man utter. Whenever Dear Leader starts using words like "Universal," "Consensus," and "Undeniable," you know that what he's describing as such is nothing of the sort. These words are Obamaspeak for either "I'm Lying," or "I have no clue what I'm talking about."
 
Let's look a bit closer at these "Universal Principles:"
 
Democracy: Like they have in China. Like they have in Cuba. Like they have in Zimbabwe. Do you need more? Like they have in Burma. Like they have in Tibet. Like they have in North Korea. Get the picture?
 
Rule of Law: Like they have in Saudi Arabia. Like they have in Somalia. Like they have in Sudan.
 
Freedom of Speech: Like they have in China, North Korea, Venezuela, Russia, and Iran.
 
Freedom of Religion: Like they have in Iran, China, Indonesia, and the ACLU.
 
Just because most of us in this country believe in these inalienable rights (and those who don't, pay lip service to them), doesn't mean the rest of the world concurs. In fact, these rights, values and beliefs are what makes this the greatest nation on Earth. And let's look at what happens when we "impose" these values on other nations.
 
Germany: Became an industrial powerhouse for decades, before falling prey to the socialist agenda Obama wants to impose here.
 
Japan: Became one of the most prosperous nations in history, just a few short years after being leveled by American bombs.
 
Russia: Lost status as the "Evil Empire," becoming free for the first time in history, by throwing of three quarters of a century of Communist rule. The danger of backsliding is due to weak foreign policy on our part for the last two decades.
 
Iraq: The jury is still out, but I, personally, am optimistic. The right steps appear to be being made, by the right personnel, so I think the future looks bright.
 
Europe doesn't like us? Europe WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT US. We've pulled their McNuggets out of the fire not once but twice, and then rebuilt them, to boot. Our blood, sweat and tears CREATED the prosperity they've enjoyed for the last 60 years. They don't like us? Let them rot in the own little "worker's paradises" they are creating.
 
And while I'm on the subject, let's talk about "Role Models." Dear Leader says we need to be a "Good Role Model." How? By adopting the failed policies that have driven Western Europe into a morass of ineptitude and corruption? It looks like Dear Leader really wants to be Dear Follower, following the lead of his Role Models, actual and spiritual, Billy Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Saul Alinsky, Josef Stalin, V.I. Lenin and Karl Marx.
 
The world is going to like us more, if ONLY we close down Gitmo? What a load of donkey dung. We know what those people are. The WHOLE WORLD knows what those people are: That's why they WON'T TAKE THEM!
 
Oddly, for all his talk about not imposing our values on other nations, he seems oddly obsessed with imposing his ideals on Israel. Amusingly enough, Israel seems more interesting in remaining Israel than currying favor with the Boy King.
 
He also seems to be pretty intent on shutting down all the values he claims are universal. He's making us fund the death of democracy by using Porkulus money to fund ACORN. He's nominating judges who consider "empathy" more important than the law. He's trying to shut down conservative speech, both on the radio and the internet. And by funding abortion and supporting FOCA, he tells us our deeply held religious beliefs mean nothing to him, and that he spits on us for our differing opinion.
 
Liberals can say what they want about George W. Bush, but for my money, Barack Hussein Obama is the vilest man to lead a nation since Stalin, and infinitely more dangerous, as he comes bearing "Hope," and "Change."
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I Am the Law

Interesting how Obama has nominated Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court. She has to be the most eminently qualified nominee since Harriet Miers.
 
In the spirit of the day, I would like to make known my interest in being nominated to the Supreme Court. I think I am perfectly qualified to be seated there. Granted I don't know a whole lot about the law, but frankly, looking at the qualifications Obama has said are "essential," I don't see that knowledge of the law is even desirable. 
 
Granted, I'm not a Latina, but I am a member of an oppressed minority: Conservative White Guys.
 
I have lots of empathy for the common folk. I AM a common folk.  I know what it's like to be oppressed. I know what it's like to be passed over for promotions given to less qualified candidates, simply because of the color of my skin. I know what it's like to find myself in a strange land, far from home, with only my wits to help me survive (I lived in California for 4 years).
 
I ahve never been a member of a racist organization, unless you count the Boy Scouts, but I am certainly willing to join the Klan, since it seems to have done wonders for Robert Byrd's career, and La Raza seems to be a benefit to Judge Sotomayor. Heck, I hear Obama decided the voter intimidation by the Black Panthers in Philly was a-okay, and shouldn't have to be answered for in court.  I'll join the Klan. Hell, I'll run through the 'hood screaming "Black Power" if it'll get me a seat on the court. I'm kind of a whore that way.
 
I also have a great respect for precedent. Although I understand that sometimes courts, even SCOTUS make bad decisions, I think we should be bound by them for the rest of eternity, much like the liberals think Roe v. Wade is holy scripture, not to be touched, because it is Precedent. I'll go one step further, back to one of the granddaddies of them all, the Dred Scott decision. I know there have been rulings since that counter it, but, with our respect for precedent, we probably ought to reinstate it. The same goes for Plessy v. Ferguson. I know it's been superceded since by Brown v. the Board of Education, and that Brown is the superior decision, but Plessy sets a precedent, so it should not be ignored.
 
My biggest problem in getting a swift confirmation would have to be the fact that I actually believe in the rule of law. I believe that objective justice is the only way a truly fair outcome can be guaranteed. When all parties know, or should know, what the rules of the game are going in, you can't cry foul or unfairness when the rules are applied.  Subjective justice is just emotion and opinion masquerading as law. If empathy is truly the most important qualification for a Supreme Court Justice, then knowledge of the law is actually a hindrance, rather than a help, to doing the job and fulfilling the Oath of Office the justice is required to take.
 
If Sotomayor is confirmed, I suggest we cahnge some things around in our goverment: Let's change the Department of Justice to the Department of Fairness, Whatever That May Be At Any Given Moment; Let the Attorney General become the Empath General; Instead of Supreme Court Justices, let's call them Supreme Court Sympathizers.
 
We're standing on the edge of a precipice here, and I don't think we're going to be able to keep from jumping off.
 
Update: Thanks to DawnDawn for reminding me that Harriet Miers is not Harriet Myers.
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Synchronicity

Anybody remember "The Perfect Storm?" You know, where three major storm systems all collided to create a once-in-a-century type maelstrom in order to drown George Clooney?  Does anyone else see the same type of thing happening again in Washington, with the potential to sink the U.S.S. U.S.?
 
If you look closely, there are a few major items of interest going on in the Crapitol right now, any one of which would be considered a serious problem for the nation, but put together, they appear to have the power to destroy the United States as we know it. Maybe I'm paranoid, or maybe we just have a bunch of ignorant dolts in CONgress, or maybe it's a combination of the two, a conspiracy taking advantages of useful idiots. If I had to place a bet, I'd go with option C.
 
First, appropriately, we have the hysteria over global warming, climate change, AlGoreacle-induced bullpoop emissions, whatever you want to call it.  The Weather-pocalypse Cult, led by Nostrildamus, appear to be fast-tracking a 962-page monstrosity known as The American Clean Energy and Security Act, aka Waxman-Markey, aka Cap-and-Trade. Using this bill, the House Committee on Energy and Commerce intends to regulate Energy in order to destroy Commerce. The cost of energy for the average household, under this bill, is expected to rise between Three and Four thousand dollars. Now, I don't know about you, but for MY family, that's a sizeable chunk of Change.
 
And, frankly, I don't believe this includes the cost of price increases for such luxuries as food and clothing, which will be necessary for the stores that sell us stuff, if they are to remain open.
 
But Wait! There's More!  Investors Credit Rating Service Moody's is concerned that all the spending going on the Crapitol are taking their toll on the U.S. credit rating, warning of a potential drop from the top AAA rating the nation has had since 1917. This might not sound like a huge deal to the average person, but it has serious repercussions.   If you have ever had a rotten credit rating, you know that you don't get the lowest interest rates available. Instead, you get the draconian rates, if you can get credit at all.  The democRat Re-Election 2010 Act of 2009, aka the Porkulus Act, has essentially told those who might lend to us that we are not actually concerned about paying it back. If we come up short, we'll just print more, value be damned.  Again, you ask how this affects you. Well, beyond the obvious higher taxes, it also means the worldwide value of the dollar drops, which means that instead of passing by more expensive American goods to buy cheaper imported goods, you just won't be able to afford any goods at all. And the democRats think this is good.
 
Then, if you read Boaz's posts, you know that the Paid Vacation Act, aka the Disney Enrichment Act, has been introduced in Congress, which is intended to increase the number of workers who get paid vacation benefits from their employer, which sounds like a good thing, but has another interesting effect. It didn't seem at first that the Act would really make all that much of a dent, as most employees already have vacation of some sort where they work, but where it will have a major impact is in the minimum wage jobs held by teenagers in places like McDonald's and Burger King, where they work part-time and generally don't have much in the way of benefits.  This will cost the fast food industry millions, a cost that will be passed on to, you guessed it, the taxpaying consumers.
 
And since I mentioned minimum wage, please note that all of these democRat strategies to raise the cost of living and doing business will, necessarily, make it more difficult to fund a minimum wage lifestyle, which means of course, the democRats will want to raise the minimum wage, in order to help people pay for the mess that they, the democRats, themselves, created. This has the effect, again of raising prices, requiring either jobs to be cut, or the minimum wage to again be raised. Everytime the minimum wages goes up, the actual value of all wages OVER the minimum wages decreases.  I've worked for minimum wage, at several different wage levels, at several different places, over several years, and I can tell you: When the minimum wage goes up, your life doesn't get any better. The only way to live better is to get a job that pays considerably more than minimum wage.
 
So, when you add all of this together, you get an America that can't compete globally, has no money to spend on imports, has no domestic product because the plants have been shipped overseas, no industry due to draconian envirowacko laws, no credit, no way to pay off the massive debt, and no real Hope for any Change in the future.
 
So, as the U.S.S. U.S. sails off into its sunset, Iceberg Obama is just off the starboard bow. We will no longer have to worry if he was born in Africa, he'll have brought the worst of Africa right here to North America.
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Hell is for Children

All right, it's Wdnesday, and I'm waiting for the new Ann Coulter column to be put up, so I might as well write a little something to keep myself occupied. 
 
I have to credit Laura Ingraham for the theme for this post. We get a couple hours of repeats of her show on weekend nights here, and I happened to catch a segment that struck a nerve.  She basically summed up things I'd been thinking for a while, tied them together neatly, and gave the whole package a nice title: The War on Children.
 
Think about it: Everything the left does weighs in heavily on our children and grandchildren. They claim to care for them, but they wage an active war against them. It has several fronts, and I'll go through them one by one, and I'll probably miss one or two as I go, but I'll try to get them all in.
 
At the very forefront of their war is infanticide.  The left loves to kill babies.  Abortion has become almost a rite of passage, a bloody sacrament by which the feminist gets her "street cred," her "blood wings," if you will.  They try to pretty it up by calling it "Choice," but that is a lie. They don't consider it a choice, they consider it a requirement. You can't be a "True Woman" without killing one of your children.  Don't believe it? Look at what was said about Sarah Palin, all because she had the Audacity to Hope for a life for her Downs' Syndrome affected son. They looked down on her for not killing the kid.
 
And don't think it stops there.  Our Beloved President supports post-partum. abortion. He won't call it that, or or admit to it, but really, he opposed the Born Alive Infant Protection Act (BAIPA), which essentially requires medical care for infants who survive abortion. If that's not supporting post-partum abortion, how about this: There is an argument within the Pro-Death ranks as to what really constitutes birth.  There have been a number of cases where The Death Squads have argued that infanticide had not been commited, and the baby had been killed after it had been full y delivered, but BEFORE the umbilical cord was cut, meaning it was not an "official live birth." 
 
They like to call an unborn child a "fetus," or a "clump of cells."  As if a fetus in a human mother might be born a goat, or a pig. Or as if that "clump of cells' is an undifferentiated growth, or a tumor.  It's nonsense, and the type of skewed langauge that Orwell predicted. His title was a few years early, but the novel itself is looking more and more prescient by the hour. Right is Wrong. Black is White. Murder is Choice.
 
If the kid actually manages to survive the birth process,  and get a few years on him, now he's got to worry about the education system. There's a reason that libs like Dear Leader want to get kids started in the educational system earlier and earlier, and it has nothing to do with getting them a better education.  What it has to do with is getting kids away from the destructive influence of their parents.  They do this all the time in such bastions of freedom as Cuba and China. The idea is to minimize, as early as possible, any attempts by the parents to instill moral and civic values that do not conform with the State-Approved Curriculum. 
 
Proof: The liberals have been in charge of public education in our major cities for decades, and have grades gone up? Only in places where standards have gone down.  Is this because our kids have gotten dumber?  I don't think so, I think our educational system has gotten dumber. The problem is liberal educators are like teenage girls who can't wait to try the newest fad. There's always some new "theory" of how we should be teaching our kids, to make it more, exciting, or empowering, or some other buzzword that means, essentially, anything other than actual learning. And by "educators," I mean, typically, the administrators that make the major curriculum decisions that wreak havoc. Usually these people have more education than the teachers, but no actual experience in the classroom. Teachers know what works and what doesn't, but are told what to do by people who are conversant only in theory. You can always tell an administrator, because he won't actually admit to being an administrator: He will call himself an "educator," whereas a teacher will always call themself, proudly, "teacher."  Words DO make a difference.
 
So, while the left tries to get our kids into indoctrination at earlier ages, they continue to fail them in actually TEACHING them something.  It should be a matter of national disgrace that the school system in our nations capital has some of the worst, and most dangerous, schools in the world. You would think that the democRats, in a democRat-run city, would want Washington to be a bastion, a shining example, of what liberal education should be.  In fact, as it stands, it is.  The left has no desire to educate our students. They want them to remain dumb and compliant, so they will vote democRat in the next election. More proof: how many members of  "The Party of the People" actually send their children to private schools instead of the public schools the so vehemently support? Answer:A sizeable percentage. Thirty-seven percent of House democRats send their kids to private schools, and Ninety-six percent of those democRats voted AGAINST vouchers.
 
It's okay to kill your kids, just don't try to send them to a private school.
 
All kids are created equal, some are just more equal than others.  This goes back to an earlier post where I argued that liberals think that they are somehow special; That they were born to lead. Obviously, their children should be given every advantage, so as to allow the magnificence of their parents genetic material to be carried on into future generations. They SAY all children are special. They BELIEVE only THEIR children are special.
 
Of course, most students don't need the advantages that private schools would give them. Obviously, they will never be expected to lead or anything. They just need to be able to sign the checks that the government, in all its magnanimity provides them with each month. Can you name more than three people, raised in the Welfare State, (other than professional athletes), who, by their own will and talents, picked themselves up out of poverty and made a success of themselves?  I bet you can't.  These stories are, by far, the exception rather than the rule. The Welfare system isn't intended to bring kids out of poverty, but to inculcate in them a dependency on the government. 
 
Through the public school system, and into college, if public school didn't finish them off, kids are indoctrinated with left wing philosophy, telling them how to be a good comrade and listen to and believe all that flows from Chairman Maobama's heavenly lips.  I've seen it myself, in some of the classes I've taken, and heard of other examples, including Kent State's own Terrorist Professor. You heard that right: Not Professor of Terrorism, Terrorist Professor. This guy teaches courses in Cuban-Style Revolution, and, for a while, ran a how-to website for jihadists. Nice guy.
 
Then, after all that work, all that sacrifice, all that friggin' money in tuition, they go to commencement, where Obama or Mrs. Obama tell them they ought to get a job doing charity work. Don't worry about supporting your family, or anything, that's what the government's for.  Of course, there won't be anybody paying taxes in, but that's okay, President Dearest eats rainbows and poops butterflies, so it shouldn't be any problem for him to create wealth out of thin air, should it?
 
Which brings me to the last strategy in the War on Children: Spend their future tax money today. Don't let them decide twenty years from now what direction they want the country to move in, let them pay for us to party today! I was concerned when Bush signed the TARP into law. I was upset when the bailouts came around for the Big Three, also on Bush's watch. I was Outraged and Appalled when Obama pushed through the Stimulus Bill, which could have and should have been more correctly called the democRat Re-Election 2010 Act of 2008.  Obama seems to be intent on completing the dismantling of the nation that was begun in the '30's by Roosevelt. If the terrorists decide they are going to nuke Washington, and we all know it's a priority for them, may I humbly suggest that, if they are going to place it anywhere, place it in the FDR Memorial. God knows I don't want anything bad to happen, but if it's going to happen, at least give us the silver lining of wiping that disgrace off the map.
 
It seems to me that the nation is working its way more quickly then ever toward a schism, not between races, ethnicities, or religions, but between left and right.  Growing up, I never would have thought it possible, but now it seems almost inevitable. And as I want to leave the best possible world for my children and their children to grow up in, you can be sure that I'll be on the side that thinks of the Constitution as more than an old document, that understands that the individual, not the government, is what makes America great, and that believes that liberty and liberalism are mutually exclusive.  I hope to see you there.
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I have just reached, what is for me, a significant milestone. I have remained interested in this, my avocation, for exactly one hundred posts. This surpasses my previous milestone of exactly three posts. 
 
I just want to take the opportunity to thank everyone who actually reads the garbage I put up here, and hope that you are entertained, or at least, mildly amused. Knowing that someone is out there reading what I write, and interested enough to actually post comments, is a real boost to the old ego.
 
So, Thank you, and I hope to write hundreds more.
 
Arik
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Die, Die, My Dirtbag

I know it's not nice to take pleasure in the misfortune of others, or to laugh at the retarded, but sometimes you just can't help yourself, and right now, we got us a twofer: Nancy "Little Ms. MRDD" Pelousy, Shrieker of the House of Representatives.  Seriously, though, since nowadays we aren't allowed to use the term "retarded" to describe actual retarded people, shouldn't we be allowed to use it to describe dirtbags like Madame Shrieker, who display all the signs of being, in fact, retarded?
 
Is there anyone out there that is NOT getting a great big belly laugh, or at least a Cheshire Cat grin, from watching Swampy get what she so richly deserves? Watching all her cronies and cohorts go, "Nancy Who?"  Watching the CIA stand there, glaring at her through dark glasses? Watching the media treat her like she was a Republican?  This is a beautiful moment.
 
After all of her years in Congress, after becoming the first female Shrieker of the House, after all of the Crapulus bills she pushed through, her legacy is going to be "The one who called the CIA a bunch of liars."  She's a disgrace to the Seat. 
 
I would suggest she be tarred, feathered and ridden out of town on a rail, but since she represents San Francisco, I suspect she might consider that foreplay.  The saddest part of the whole thing is that she will  probably be re-elected, as she represents on of the stupidest districts in California, if not the nation, or, hell, the world.
 
Oh well, it's enough for me to watch this dirtbag's career go down in flames, up in smoke, or, perhaps more appropriately, flushed away.  Looks like the Wicked Witch of the Left has lost her magic. Maybe now she'll shrivel up and blow away.
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Liar!

I'm sure that everyone, by now, has heard all of Nancy the Red's blathering on about what she didn't know and when she didn't know it. Therefore I am not going to bother with a bunch of links to all the things you've all heard before, preferring instead to just lay into her like a Rottweiler into a T-bone steak.
Her guilt is as plain as the nose on her face, at least for now, until the Botox treatments start it slowly sliding, Michael Jackson style, down her cheek, into her armpit. Her big press conference today was pretty hilarious. Some guy asked if her knowledge made her "complicit," and she said, essentially, "um, let me look for my statement. Where is that statement." Yeah, you're innocent, when you can't even stand up there and say, "Hey, I'm innocent," without looking at your notes.  Maybe she should have borrowed TOTUS.
 
I, naturally, have developed a strategy to get the required information out of her: Waterboarding. Yes, I said Waterboarding. Just strap the bee-yotch down on a board, aim her ankles at the sky, and empty a few bottles of Perrier up her snout.  And for good measure, empty a few bottles of Schweppe's in the other end, for comparision purposes. If my theory is correct, what comes out the bottom will look disturbingly like what comes out the top. proving exactly what she's been speaking out of all these years.
 
I mean, seriously. Does this woman think we're stupid? I mean, I realize this sort of feces flies in her home district, explaining how she got into Congress in the first place (I understand there are a number of experts in the region on all manner of things butt-related), but here in Ohio, we know a dairy farm when we smell one.
 
Let's face it: If she were a Republican, she'd be on her way out the door already. Trent Lott lost his power position for simply flatteringan old man on his hundredth birthday. George Allen lost his Senate seat for using a made-up word. Larry Craig got hounded out of office for acting like a democRat, for pete's sake.
 
But no, the Red Nanny is a democRat, which means she'll hold on to her position of power talons bared, even if she should die defendeing it, hissing "My Preeeccioussssss" with her dying breath. No scandal is too big for a democRat to overcome. That goes back to an earlier essay: In order to fail to live up to standards, you actually have to HAVE standards, and it's pretty clear that neither she nor her co-conspirators do. 
 
She's certainly drained the "Swamp of Corruption" in Congress. Unfortunately, she left a "Cesspool of democRats" in its place.
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A Movie I'd Pay To See

Previews End, Lights Fade:
 
Opening Credits, Fade in on scientist giving a speech at the Center for "Science" in the Public Interest (CSPI).
 
Scientist: We, who desire only to make all of  you healthy and happy, have decided that the government should tax every type of food except nuts and berries. You will...(speech continues as mumbled background noise as scene cuts to exterior)
 
Exterior Shot: CSPI, with Gigantic asteroid falling from the sky. Asteroid strikes CSPI, cut to crowd scenes of mass jubilation, shot of Wall Street Journal with Headline "Free at Last, Free at Last!!"
 
The End
 
Closing Credits roll, lights come up, audience applauds and leaves theatre happy.
 
Seriously, though folks, has anyone else heard about the latest crap these guys are trying to force down your throat?  They want to have Congress pass a tax on the sugar in sodas, like Coke and Dr. Pepper. Because too much sugar's bad for you, you know.
 
Now, frankly, I know too much sugar is bad for me. I know too much salt is bad for me. I know too much red meat is bad for me. But you know what else I know/ I know that I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FORK!
 
Life is too damn short for me to be worrying about every little damn thing I eat, and every little damn thing I drink. If these jackasses get their way, we'll all be living on roots and tubers, getting water by sucking the dew off of leaves.  When I die, I'm going to go knowing that I enjoyed every last friggin' hamburger I possibly could have, downed every last ounce of Coke I wanted to, and I will die happy. These people will die wondering what the hell they did wrong, why they're dying when they did everything right, thinking they should live forever. IU intend to ENJOY myself while I'm here, appreciate the bounty that God has given us, and, if I'm lucky, Croak with a pound of crab legs (with REAL butter) in my belly, and a smile on my face.
 
Do these people think this is going to stop us? Smokes are now over $5 a pack, and still people smoke. When I smoked, I'd go without FOOD before I'd go without my smokes. And, honestly, tell me something's bad for me, and it makes me want to do it more.  What they ought to be doing is trying to tax spinach and brussel sprouts; We'd all eat a lot a lot healthier.  Brussel sprouts are bad for me? Well, sure they taste like a bowel movement, but if the government don't like 'em, I bet they get you high or something. Dude, don't tax sugar, tax tofu.
 
All this is is another money grab. They say the money will go to fund "healthcare," which they will then proceed to deny to the people who are paying for it.  Sort of like Britain with the smokers and the fatties. "Drink soda? Sorry, no healthcare for you." That's what you get when you have a government-controlled healthcare system.
 
All I know is that I'm getting a little fed up with everyone trying to tell me what's good for me, and tell me how I should live and breath and drive and crap and pee and everything else.  IUnless we take a stand, it ain't going to get better, it's going to get worse. 
 
I'm getting me a gun. They can have my Coke when they pry it from my cold, dead, pudgy fingers.
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