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A Quick Quiz

Here's a little quiz. Try to name the American Politician:
 
1). "... it seems to me that the Supreme Court has at last definitely put human values ahead of the 'pound of flesh' called for by a contract." Who said it?
 
2). "Americans are following [him]...as the Israelites followed Moses." Who is it?
 
3). Who, in a campaign speech, asserted that it was time for the "Princes of Property," the wealthy, to share their resources, and that growth would not provide for the poor; only redistribution could?
 
4). "The whole country is with him...if he burned down the Capitol, we would cheer and say, 'well we at least got a fire started anyhow.'" Who is it?
 
5). Must we go on in many groping, disorganized, separate units to defeat or shall we move as one great team to victory?" Who said it?
 
Answers:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kind of  a trick quiz: The answer to every question is Franklin D. Roosevelt, but you'd be forgiven if you thought they were all Obama.  I'm reading the book "The Forgotten Man," by Amity Shlaes, and, though I'm only halfway through, there's a distinct impression that, though Roosevelt was from New York, he would have felt right at home in Chicago politics.  I had a negative impression of Roosevelt going in. Now, I am convinced he deserves not a memorial in Washington, but an unmarked grave in Potter's Field.  Unprincipled and disgusting. Obama has certainly shown himself a worthy successor to the legacy left by FDR: Lies and Massive Government.
 
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Assassination Insurance?

Remember when everyone was calling Joe Biden "assassination insurance?" The prevailing wisdom was that nobody in their mind, right or otherwise, could possibly want Good ol' Joe as the president, so Obama was therefore safer than if he had picked a more qualified candidate, say Bugs Bunny.
 
Well, I have revised my thinking: I would rather have Biden as president than Obama, though I'm not going so far as to recommend assassination or anything like that. Impeachment would suit the purpose just fine. No need to get medieval or anything.
 
Why would I prefer Biden to Obama? Simple: Obama promised us transparency, which promise he immediately reneged on, though most intellkigent people knew it from the first for what it was, a LIE. Biden actually promises nothing, but gives us transparency in a way which no other politician, Republican or democRat, appears capable.  I just don't think he can help it.
 
Hey, Joe! What do you think of how the stimulus money is being spent? Whoa, it's being wasted. Of course, with that much, you can't help but waste a lot.
 
Hey, Joe! What do think of how the stimulus is working? Looks like we guessed wrong.
 
Hey, Joe! What do you think about the Iranian elections? What a freakin' mess.
 
Hey, Joe! Where's the secret VP Bunker? Come right this way, guys! Follow me!
 
You can always tell when Biden is lying, because he stops to actually think about his answer. When he's telling the truth, it just flows from incipient thought to mouth to you without ever passing through the "maybe-I-shouldn't-say-that" filter that most people seem to have. 
 
Of course, it's pretty pathetic when Biden is the most honest politician in Washington. 
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Learning to Fly-Swat

Since there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING going on anywhere in the world that is worth mentioning more, the State-Run Media have decided that it is of pressing importance to inform us that our Lord and Master Barack the Giant Killer, has valiantly, and with great prowess and dexterity, slain a fly.
 
Now, not only was this national news yesterday, when it occurred, but it also made NBC news tonight, with a doleful closeup on the gore-speckled corpse of the recently deceased Musca domestica. The focus of the report was the official response to this callous display of wanton disregard for life.  From PETA.
 
Yes, my friends, PETA has felt it necessary to weigh in on this tragic incident, Claiming that Caesar Almighty, Barackus the First, is not, as previously reported, God, but merely human, and humans do things like treat animals badly, even the harmless little housefly.
 
Fortunately, PETA has a remedy for this, sending the MESS-I-Uh a handy-dandy "Humane Bug Trap," so that His Royal Highness might not, in future, have to splatter insect guts all over his Blessed Being, with the side benefit of freeing the little fly to spread disease elsewhere.
 
Katcha Bug™ Humane Bug Catcher
 
 
I'd like to make a joke about this "Bug Trap," but, really, I think it speaks for itself.
 
I'd like to put these PETA people in the lion enclosure at the zoo, and let them try to convince the lions of their (the PETA people's) right to coexist in harmony.  Maybe attempt to get the lions on a "Humane, Cruelty-Free Vegan Diet." Now THAT would be a great youtube video.  I suspect the Peta people would learn about something we like to call "The Food Chain," and a little bit about their place in it. I'd give them a hint: "The lion doesn't see you as an activist fighting for his right to exist in a free environment, he sees you as lunch."
 
Ah, well, this story was just too good not to share. Now, I think I'm going to go grill up a few hamburgers, and raise a milkshake toast in memory of Obama's most pathetic victim: that fly.
 
Bonus Peta-unfriendly joke: A baby seal walked into a club.  Ba-dum-bum. Seriously, guys, I'm here all week.
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The He-Man/She-Woman Obama Hater's Club

After my wife screaned at me the other day, "What does he think he's doing? I HATE him! I really, really just HATE him!" following a soundbite of Our Lord and Obamessiah on the radio, I realized that she more than really didn't much care for the guy, but she actually despised him.  Feeling not too differently myself, I decided to go to Facebook, and start a group with Obama-hating as the prime focus, in much the same way as Sarah Palin has her own little hate club there. I called it "Impeach Obama Now," and sent invites to all 16 of my friends. So now, after a week and a half, I have three members, including myself, who was appointed Evil Overlord by the founding member.
 
So, if any of you out there are on Facebook, feel free to join my group. If you want to "friend" me, I certainly wouldn't object. I am not on Facebook all that often, so I may take a while to get to you, but, eventually, I will.
 
Also, feel free to send YOUR friends, neighbors, relatives and enemies to the group, so we can have a big He-Man/She-Woman Obama Hater's club all our own!
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Sacrifice

In his remarks on the GM bankruptcy, Caesar Barackus had this to say:
 
"But I want you to know that what you're doing is making a sacrifice for the next generation -- a sacrifice you may not have chose to make, but a sacrifice you were nevertheless called to make so that your children and all of our children can grow up in an America that still makes things; that still builds cars; that still strives for a better future."
 
Now, I'm not an English major, but I was at one time.  I recognize that words have meanings, and though a lawyer can parse them as much as they please, there still comes a time when the meaning of the word can be parsed no further.
 
Let's take, for example, the word "Sacrifice." I don't think this means what Maobama thinks it means.
 
Stripped to bare essentials, a sacrifice is made when a person gives up, voluntarily, something of value, without receiving any compensation in return. If I were to give a thousand dollars to somebody who desperately needed it, with no expectation of repayment or even acknowledgement, that would be a sacrifice. However, if I were to take a thousand dollars from you and give it to somebody who desperately needed it, with no expectation of repayment or even acknowledgement, that would NOT be a sacrifice, not for me OR for you. In fact, you might very well take exception to the fact that I had taken that money to begin with.
 
What the Big Guy is doing here, closing down the dealerships (of mostly Republican dealers, but that's an entirely different story), without any payment or consideration, and essentially giving the franchise to the dealers' crosstown competitors, is not a sacrifice, neither for the Boy King, nor for the dealers. What it is, is theft.
 
Yep, Robin Hoo-dsein has taken wealth from the rich and given it to, well, the rich, but these are the GOOD rich people, the ones who support Him. Essentially, he's taking advantage of the "Disaster" that has befallen the auto industry, and looted the people he didn't like in order to pay off his political allies.  The difference between King Obama the Foul and the people who looted New Orleans after the Katrina Disaster is simple: The people in New Orleans didn't pretend it was legal. And they didn't pretend that the people they were robbing were making a "Noble Sacrifice." 
 
So, in summation, let me be perfectly clear: Obama and his minions have turned Washington into the kind of Criminal Organization that has to be making the Dons in New York green with envy.  The only TRUE sacrifice the people in the auto industry have made is in refraining from telling this guy to his face what a jackass he is.  Anything else they've "Sacrificed" has been taken from them by force, and against their will.
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American Idiot

The Boy King, Barry HUSSEIN Obama said in his butt-kissing speech in Cairo that he considers himself "a student of history," and that he also knows "Civilization's debt to Islam. It was Islam – at places like Al-Azhar University – that carried the light of learning through so many centuries, paving the way for Europe's Renaissance and Enlightenment."
 
Personally, I think his teleprompter was playing a huge joke on him, because it made him call himself a "Student of History," then gave him, to back up that claim, information that had little or no founding in history or reality.
 
Let's take a look:
 
"It was innovation in Muslim communities that developed the order of algebra; our magnetic compass and tools of navigation; our mastery of pens and printing; our understanding of how disease spreads and how it can be healed."
 
Algebra dates back at least to the ancient Babylonians, who were Middle Eastern, but predate Islam by at least a millenium. The name itself comes from the title of a book written by a Persian, after the Islamic Conquest of Persia, but he, himself, was most likely a follower of Zoroastrianism, which is most decidedly NOT Islam.
 
The magnetic compass was actually invented in China almost 2000 years ago, well before the founding of Islam. The dry magnetic compass was invented in Europe sometime around 1300.
 
The Astrolabe, a major historical tool for navigation,  predates Islam, and traces its roots back to Greece.
 
Meanwhile, concept of the Pen as a writing instrument dates back at least as far as ancient Egypt, again Middle Eastern, but prior to Islam. As far as printing goes, the major type of printing in the Middle East, block printing (also invented pre-Islam), had very little effect on the outside world, especially following the European development of moveable type printing presses.
 
And as far as medicine goes, I can't really think of any real advances from the Islamic world.  In fact, most of our ideals are from Greece, and most of the advances have taken place in about the last century and a half, in Western Europe and the U.S., and a disproportionately large percentage of those have come from Jews.
 
"Islamic culture has given us majestic arches and soaring spires; timeless poetry and cherished music; elegant calligraphy and places of peaceful contemplation. And throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality."
 
I'm not sure here, but I don't think he's trying to claim that Islam is responsible for the arch or the spire, though with his grasp of reality, he may be. Instead, I think he's trying to praise their architecture, some of which IS pretty cool. But, I don't think they are so much noted for the things they've built as the ones they've knocked down, including such soaring spires as the towers named "North," "South," and "Khobar," among others.
 
He's got me on timeless poetry, the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayaam is considered classic, as are the "1001 Arabian Nights," but I defy any one of you to name an Islamic song that any westerner can listen to for more than 8 seconds without tearing the skin off of his skull. And that includes any post-conversion Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam composition.
 
Elegant calligraphy. Boy, there's a ringing endorsement: "You people sure write purty."
 
Places of Peaceful Contemplation. Like Ground Zero and Shanksville. And Beirut. I mean, Come on. I don't think peaceful contemplation is even in the vocabulary. Have we heard of a pilgrimage to Mecca that DIDN'T include riots and trampling deaths?  And THAT'S the holiest placeand time in the Islamic world. Scary.
 
And frankly, I can't believe that he said the line about religious tolerance with a straight face. I'm sure the Jews would agree wholeheartedly, as well as all the Christians that have been beheaded. Oh, yeah, also the Hindus. The real truth is that everywhere an Islamic majority country abuts a nation of another faith there is violence. And even between Islamic sects and ethnic groups there's violence.  Dating back to the very founding of the religion, violence has been part and parcel of the life of those who follow it.
 
While anyone with any interest in history and access to a computer could easily prove him wrong, the State-run Media doesn't seem to have the desire to, and his line of crap plays well in Giza.  Since the Egyptians seem to like him so much, I think they should keep him. We sure don't need him here.
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Hello, Goodbye

I heard this Obama quote today on the radio, and really couldn't believe what I was hearing, though by this point, I should be inured to his arrogant idiocy:
 
"Democracy, rule of law, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, those are not simply principles of the West to be hoisted (sic) on, uh, these countries but rather what I believe to be universal principles that they can embrace and affirm, uh, as part of their national identity.  The danger, I think, is when the United States or any country thinks that we can simply impose these values on, uh, another country with a different country and a different culture. The thing that we can do most importantly is serve as a good role model and that's why for example closing Guantanamo from my perspective as difficult as it is important because part of what we want to affirm to the world is that these are values that are important."
 
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the President of the United States of Uh-merica speaking. He starts with a false premise, then explains why that premise makes his ideas important.
 
The first sentence may be the stupidest thing I've ever heard a supposedly intelligent man utter. Whenever Dear Leader starts using words like "Universal," "Consensus," and "Undeniable," you know that what he's describing as such is nothing of the sort. These words are Obamaspeak for either "I'm Lying," or "I have no clue what I'm talking about."
 
Let's look a bit closer at these "Universal Principles:"
 
Democracy: Like they have in China. Like they have in Cuba. Like they have in Zimbabwe. Do you need more? Like they have in Burma. Like they have in Tibet. Like they have in North Korea. Get the picture?
 
Rule of Law: Like they have in Saudi Arabia. Like they have in Somalia. Like they have in Sudan.
 
Freedom of Speech: Like they have in China, North Korea, Venezuela, Russia, and Iran.
 
Freedom of Religion: Like they have in Iran, China, Indonesia, and the ACLU.
 
Just because most of us in this country believe in these inalienable rights (and those who don't, pay lip service to them), doesn't mean the rest of the world concurs. In fact, these rights, values and beliefs are what makes this the greatest nation on Earth. And let's look at what happens when we "impose" these values on other nations.
 
Germany: Became an industrial powerhouse for decades, before falling prey to the socialist agenda Obama wants to impose here.
 
Japan: Became one of the most prosperous nations in history, just a few short years after being leveled by American bombs.
 
Russia: Lost status as the "Evil Empire," becoming free for the first time in history, by throwing of three quarters of a century of Communist rule. The danger of backsliding is due to weak foreign policy on our part for the last two decades.
 
Iraq: The jury is still out, but I, personally, am optimistic. The right steps appear to be being made, by the right personnel, so I think the future looks bright.
 
Europe doesn't like us? Europe WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT US. We've pulled their McNuggets out of the fire not once but twice, and then rebuilt them, to boot. Our blood, sweat and tears CREATED the prosperity they've enjoyed for the last 60 years. They don't like us? Let them rot in the own little "worker's paradises" they are creating.
 
And while I'm on the subject, let's talk about "Role Models." Dear Leader says we need to be a "Good Role Model." How? By adopting the failed policies that have driven Western Europe into a morass of ineptitude and corruption? It looks like Dear Leader really wants to be Dear Follower, following the lead of his Role Models, actual and spiritual, Billy Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Saul Alinsky, Josef Stalin, V.I. Lenin and Karl Marx.
 
The world is going to like us more, if ONLY we close down Gitmo? What a load of donkey dung. We know what those people are. The WHOLE WORLD knows what those people are: That's why they WON'T TAKE THEM!
 
Oddly, for all his talk about not imposing our values on other nations, he seems oddly obsessed with imposing his ideals on Israel. Amusingly enough, Israel seems more interesting in remaining Israel than currying favor with the Boy King.
 
He also seems to be pretty intent on shutting down all the values he claims are universal. He's making us fund the death of democracy by using Porkulus money to fund ACORN. He's nominating judges who consider "empathy" more important than the law. He's trying to shut down conservative speech, both on the radio and the internet. And by funding abortion and supporting FOCA, he tells us our deeply held religious beliefs mean nothing to him, and that he spits on us for our differing opinion.
 
Liberals can say what they want about George W. Bush, but for my money, Barack Hussein Obama is the vilest man to lead a nation since Stalin, and infinitely more dangerous, as he comes bearing "Hope," and "Change."
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I Am the Law

Interesting how Obama has nominated Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court. She has to be the most eminently qualified nominee since Harriet Miers.
 
In the spirit of the day, I would like to make known my interest in being nominated to the Supreme Court. I think I am perfectly qualified to be seated there. Granted I don't know a whole lot about the law, but frankly, looking at the qualifications Obama has said are "essential," I don't see that knowledge of the law is even desirable. 
 
Granted, I'm not a Latina, but I am a member of an oppressed minority: Conservative White Guys.
 
I have lots of empathy for the common folk. I AM a common folk.  I know what it's like to be oppressed. I know what it's like to be passed over for promotions given to less qualified candidates, simply because of the color of my skin. I know what it's like to find myself in a strange land, far from home, with only my wits to help me survive (I lived in California for 4 years).
 
I ahve never been a member of a racist organization, unless you count the Boy Scouts, but I am certainly willing to join the Klan, since it seems to have done wonders for Robert Byrd's career, and La Raza seems to be a benefit to Judge Sotomayor. Heck, I hear Obama decided the voter intimidation by the Black Panthers in Philly was a-okay, and shouldn't have to be answered for in court.  I'll join the Klan. Hell, I'll run through the 'hood screaming "Black Power" if it'll get me a seat on the court. I'm kind of a whore that way.
 
I also have a great respect for precedent. Although I understand that sometimes courts, even SCOTUS make bad decisions, I think we should be bound by them for the rest of eternity, much like the liberals think Roe v. Wade is holy scripture, not to be touched, because it is Precedent. I'll go one step further, back to one of the granddaddies of them all, the Dred Scott decision. I know there have been rulings since that counter it, but, with our respect for precedent, we probably ought to reinstate it. The same goes for Plessy v. Ferguson. I know it's been superceded since by Brown v. the Board of Education, and that Brown is the superior decision, but Plessy sets a precedent, so it should not be ignored.
 
My biggest problem in getting a swift confirmation would have to be the fact that I actually believe in the rule of law. I believe that objective justice is the only way a truly fair outcome can be guaranteed. When all parties know, or should know, what the rules of the game are going in, you can't cry foul or unfairness when the rules are applied.  Subjective justice is just emotion and opinion masquerading as law. If empathy is truly the most important qualification for a Supreme Court Justice, then knowledge of the law is actually a hindrance, rather than a help, to doing the job and fulfilling the Oath of Office the justice is required to take.
 
If Sotomayor is confirmed, I suggest we cahnge some things around in our goverment: Let's change the Department of Justice to the Department of Fairness, Whatever That May Be At Any Given Moment; Let the Attorney General become the Empath General; Instead of Supreme Court Justices, let's call them Supreme Court Sympathizers.
 
We're standing on the edge of a precipice here, and I don't think we're going to be able to keep from jumping off.
 
Update: Thanks to DawnDawn for reminding me that Harriet Miers is not Harriet Myers.
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