Posted by
Arik on Monday, October 26, 2009 6:28:02 PM
(To the tune of pretty much any generic blues tune you can think of, especially 'Generic Blues' by 'Weird Al' Yankovic):
I'm a right wing exteremist,
Don't like the direction this country's goin'.
Said I'm a right wing extremist, bay-bee,
Don't like the WAY-EE this country's goin'.
We got our worstest ever president.
Send him back to his Kenya home.
Don't watch the news no more, bay-bee.
All I ever watch is Fox.
Said, can't stand the news no more, hon-ay,
All that I can stand is Fox.
Got too many stupid liberals
spouting out of my TV box.
I'm just a Right-Wing, Extremist, Conservative, Radical, Lim-BAUGH listenin' Fool.
I'm not a Communist, Liberal, Socialist, Idiot, Hopenchange Believin' Fool.
Got too much common Seh-ehnse, to belieeeeeve that Obama tool.
Ain't got a thing to do with color:
I don't care that he is black.
Tell ya, ain't got squat to do with his color:
Don't give a damn that he is black
It's his white half that I can't stand:
Think it must be smokin' crack.
Says he wants to reform Healthcare.
That means hurry up and die.
Yeah, he's tryin' to reform healthcare,
So, republicans, hurry up and die.
Does Granny need resusitatin'?
Do-wo-wo-n't even baw-awther to try.
I'm just a Right-wing, Conservative, Radical, Ann Coulter-lovin' fool. (Seriously, Ann, Call Me!)
Yeah, I'm a Fox-watchin', lib-hatin', Michelle Malkin-lovin' fool. (That goes for you, too, Michelle)
And all you infobabes on FNC, feeeeeel free to call me, too.
Well, Obama says he pro-choice;
He thinks killin' kids is cool.
Yeah, he's so pro-choice bay-bee,
Thinks lettin' newborns die is cool.
The only choice that he ain't for.
Is lettin' you choose where your kids go to school.
Well, Obama don't like Israel.
He kinda, sorta hates the Jews.
Don't care for Christians, either,
Except for his crazy preacher dude.
He says he isn't Muslim...
and wants to sell you a bridge in Brooklyn, too.
He's just a radical, liberal, thugocrat piece of Chicago slime.
Stays really squeaky clean while his henchmen do his crime.
If there were any justice, his administration would all be doin' time.
Yeah, just listening to the weasel, makes me feel like I'm covered in grime.
Note: I could go on forever with this, but what would be the point? Tomorrow would bring two hundred new topics I could add on. I would run out of rhymes before Obama runs out of stupidity.